DTC

Hmmmm well frankly telling i have never travelled in a DTC bus till my college life started.
Perhaps i will never forgtet this day in my life one day i decided to make dtc pass for myself though dtc buses r hard to c on roads as if they r getting extint but since my frnds were making passes and its really cheap decided okk lets make a pass
hmmm pass was made in sindhia house at cp we were all coming back and reach metro station
and soon as i put hand i my picket the last thing u want is that pass is gone and that thing happened to me can u imagine abhi adha ghanta bhi nahi hua hain pass bane and mera pass gum
i rushed to office again and told a person a help desk bout my case pehle to woh 2-3 second chup fir jab bola to bas far di
"ke chore limca book mein naam likhwana hain ke jo itne jaldi pass gum gaya ter"(not a bad idea)
he told me ab to pass banne se raha
after 2 weeks i got courier that my was lying near rajeev chowk station


once i ran in full speed and caught a DTC bus and a person was walking very slowly and bus waited for him then as soon as i enter conducter shouted
"is chore ki ma is desi ghee khilati hain and (the other person walking slowly) is chore ki maa ise dalda khilati hain "
{just imagine meri maa to bhai mujhe to khana hi khilati hain yeh desi ghee kya hain }
i come to college and ask my frnd nik (who is from harayna) bout the alll concept of desi ghee and dalda


some time u will notice some posters like eve teasing is baned in the bus or lawaris vastu bomb ho sakti hain,polio drops and all that stufff
once a similar poster saying lawaris vastu bomb ho sakti hai use na chuye and i saw the most beatiful girl sitting under it and i thought lawaris vastu sahi mein bomb hain yaaar

smilar poster which i read in kushwent singh book was
eve teasing is baned in dtc bus
plz corprate with us


the best thing i like in dtc bus is the atitude of conducter and driver conductor will sit on one seat and will not roam around like blue line wala do he will sit only on his seat and if u c a dtc conductor roaming and asking for tickets my dear u r on blue line it impoosible u c him roaming around
ab bas driver he will stop the bus only at stop if even the aiswaRya rai come and she is not standing on bus stop bus will not stop for her

Hmmm sometimes u will notice a firstaid box it genreally near the driver but if it is not and near the seates then most of the things in the box r gone the only left is a hand book on what to do when this happen that though in hindi and intresting thing u will not find any cure to common injuries like burnt,in the dere u will fined cure to malaria, how to identify a tb
what the hell is this book doing in this firstaid box

some times people put posters on the dtc buses like sheila pgs,ram tutorials,

people here r genrally of middle and lower middle class bus bahoot awaz karti hain people genrally talks bout politics, and mostly drivers and conductors r from hrayana bus doesnt stop anywhere xcept stops and u can reach ur destination on time and much faster than other blue lines

life in a delhi metro

well to begin with i have been coming to college in metro for almost 8months now and i have noticed metro has a culture of its own there r sevral kind of people im sure u will find them whenever u r travelling in a metro

Doorman: these people like to stand near the door even when the seates r empty they will not sit on it they will stand near the door

BHAGO BHAGO: these people just run as if they r participating in a marthon {ya bahoot jor se su su a raha ho} they just run as soon as the door open the they get out and stairs pe bas bhagte rehte hain i dont know why these people run itni bhi kya jaldi

Walkmen:these people just put on there headphone and are not corcened with anyone im one of them

Metro is scary: these people r most intresting they hate esclaltor yeh log bichare metro ki stairs use karte hain or sometimes they r brave enough to use the escalators {and u notice ki how careful they r not to step on yellow line and they jump like long jumpers when it reches top} and i feel pity for them they r scared of using escaltor
another sub division is while depositing the tokens some people r scared ki doors will close before putting the token in or hit them just look at them run jiase hi token dala bas bhagte hain

Unlimited talk time these people r genrally girls they just chat chat and chat on ph {itna dheere bolti hain ki sunai bhi nahi deta}

READERS:these people reads novel newspaper etc through out the journey novels genrally r read by youngster and uncle reads newpapers they r people who would be sneaking into the newpaper i dont know why as if they have never seen a newpaper sepicially the person sitting oppsit to them he will look itno the newpaper so carefully as if uska wanted poster laga ho
and use pata na ho


Koolie:these people genrally carry stuff like big carters large quantity of goods

Nothing: these people do nothing they just see people around and sleep

i love to sit on floor: they r the group of people who sit on the metro floor genrally between the gaps and on the dooor side they dont even have sits even when the metro is half empty